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Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Happy Holidays

Posted at 1:53 AM
By: Brian [link]
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The Holiday Season is upon us. People are drinking Egg Nog, Cheese Nog, and Guiness-and-Bailey's Nog like its water. You're being forced to listen to the cool stylings of "A Mariah Carey Christmas" for the 37th time today. You're impressed by her vocal range, but you don't quite understand why anyone would want to listen to those high notes.

These are the holidays. Whether you're holiday of choice is Christmas, (C)Hanukah, or Kwanzaa, you're about to deal with one of the biggest headaches in the world. Thats right... family time. Its a pretty universal fact that family members almost never like each other. So unless you're part of a WWE family, you're going to get frustrated.

So I have a suggestion for everyone. Drink lots of gin, potent stuff, and listen non-stop to Whitesnake and REO Speedwagon. That way you won't even remember one inkling of all of the holiday "spirit" going on. If you do it right, you can be blacked out straight through till New Years (when you were going to black out anyway, right?). Ok, so go out and get going.

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