There is this crazy tradition that we all attempt to follow, called a "New Year's Resolution," the purpose is essentially to pretend that you are going to do something for a night, then do the exact opposite for about a year, before making the same pretend promise exactly one year later.

Some of us choose to quit smoking, lose weight, or even to "quit being a crack-whore," but mine is just going to be very simple. You see, since nobody actually expects you to fulfill your New Year's Resolution, I have opted to choose one that is sure to earn me kudos, without actually requiring me to put forth any effort.

That is why for this New Years, I resolve to use this very website to bring the world's attention to the very real problem of Gynecomastia; in layman's terms, "bitch tits," or even "Man-Boobs," if you prefer. It is a growing problem among today's obese, beer and meat loving American men, and through this site, I hope to stamp it out.

You see, CollegeBlows.com isn't just about shits and giggles, it is about giving back, and making bullshit resolutions that you never intend to keep. Although, perhaps I will make fun of guys with bitch tits from time to time, that's gotta count for something. Right?

I was going to hell anyway.

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CollegeBlows.com is going on hiatus for about a week. I will return with new content on the 9th. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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