They say that you learn something new every day, and while I have made a point of trying to disprove that adage, from time to time I have been privy to its merit. For example, today I learned that Lycos.com ranks this site as the sixth most relevant website for the following search: "free pictures of college girls get fucked by there professors." All thanks to one resourceful young lad (or lass?) that managed to find his way here through that method.

From this information we can extrapolate a few more facts - this would be known as "process learning." For example, we can reasonably assume that the aforementioned "lad" was in a state of arousal when he performed that search. Furthermore, we can also safely assume that upon arriving at this site he was more than a tad disappointed, seeing as how there are no free pictures of college girls copulating with their professors (although, for the right price, I can get you some).

We can also assume that the person in question (the "lad") does not have a sufficient grasp of the English language through misuse of "there" and writing "get" instead of "getting." Now, before we incorrectly deduce that the lad was poorly educated, we must rethink the situation in whole -- therefore, I conclude that the lad is in fact an Engineering major. Engineers write at about a 4th grade level, which is about where the lad must be, but no normal 4th grader would be searching for something so kinky, rather, a 4th grader in search of porn would stick to the staples -- "boobies," "porn," "sex," and "Britney Spears." Hell, I still stick to those -- they are fool-proof.

You see, everyday incidents, like this simple websearch can explode into a wealth of knowledge that you neither needed nor wanted to know. Isn't that a beautiful thing? And for you dirty, disappointed, engineers out there: just stick to the basics man.

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