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Normally I am a sloppy person, but right now my dorm room is a horrible horrible mess. My desk, bed, dresser, etc is littered with all sorts of crap. I have no idea where it all came from, but it just keeps building up. Most people would make an attempt to tidy up, but I have a policy against doing anything constructive.

Buried under all my crap somewhere is an Italian sub, which has been drenched in vinegar like I ordered it, for about 3 weeks now. I know its there, its like the Force... I can sense it... maybe thats just the smell. I would love to know where it is, but looking for it might break my cardinal rule. Plus, it really annoys my roommate.

Isn't that the goal anyway? To annoy your roommate? The roommate relationship is a classic struggle for dominance in the first place. Its a struggle that is rarely vocalized, and almost never becomes physical -- its a mental game, to see who will crack first. My roommate turns the heat all the way up on a cold day and it gets too hot -- to teach him a lesson, I turn it on to max A/C... it stayed that way for a week, it actually started snowing in the room. I built an igloo around my bed to stay warm.

Sometimes one roommate cracks and instead of admission of his inferiority, he will simply choose to move. This is a collegiate coup d'etat, it usually results in the winning roommate having a single room, or at least the option to choose or reject any potential new roommates.

Remember people, evil is what you make of it.

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