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Friday, October 31, 2003  


Posted at 1:52 AM
By: Brian [link]
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I get to meet with my advisor today. I'm probably going to be screwed in all of this though, because when I meet my advisor, I'm supposed to be working, and I didn't really get permission to leave for that. I just assumed that it was a given.

I'm basically only using my advisor to get the PIN number for registration though. I don't care what she advises, I'm changing my major. I'm going to go 4-4. Awesome, right? The best part is, I'm pretty sure I'll still be able to go 5-5 if I have to... That would have to be a new record. I would definitely deserve a trophy or something.

I've been told I'm a good liar. I really should put my skills to better use before they get rusty. I mean, someone who is as good as me, really ought to be teaching a lying course or something. The best part is that the whole class would be a sham.

And by the way, I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self-defense. I shot the sheriff, and they say it is a capitol offense.

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