Remember that car in high school, the one with the t-tops... It was so damned cool, it practically had the words, "one fine-ass vehicle" all over it. You're probably thinking of that guy that drove a Firebird, what a car, right?

Well, I'm referring to the Nissan Z, and good 'ole Paul's Z is in trouble. Its sick. It needs our prayers.

Please, if you have a heart, pray to the God of automobiles, I call him, Optimus Prime. Repeat after me:

Oh Optimus Prime, God so gracious,
Who hath slain the Megatron,
All Oil and Brake Fluid is yours,
Bring us safely to the next exit,
Deliver us to our driveways without incident,
Provide us with extra horsepower when police are not present,
And smite those who ride slowly in the passing lane.

Oh, Optimus Prime, on this day we ask of you,
Banish the demons from this poor vehicle,
Clear its combustion chamber of residue,
Re-vulcanize its tires and weather-stripping,
Replenish its vital fluids,
and Bring peace to its cylinders.

Amen

Get well soon

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