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Rant: What the Fuck do you want from me?

Posted at 3:11 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Ok, fuck this. I am pissed. What kind of an English professor tells his students that they can't use the verb "to be" in their papers? To be. IT IS THE BASIS FOR ALL FUCKING VERBS!

Verbs, are also the basis for all communication. How are you going to convey anything without a verb? Exactly. "Car Tree Bang," just isn't as eloquent, as "I crashed my car into a tree."

Its impossible to write a whole paper without using some form of "to be." Try it sometime, if you can do it, then send me your mailing address and I'll get your trophy in the mail. I mean, sometimes something just "is" something else, or it "was." Why the fuck does it need to "suggest" or "opine." Because it sounds "smarter"? It doesn't need to be readable, thats fucking apparent.

Next he'll outlaw the letter "E" -- why not? I mean, its only in every other word in the dictionary. Fuck, lets just outlaw vowels altogether! I'll write my papers in Hawai'ian, or perhaps ancient Hebrew. He'd probably like that better, because he won't understand it.

So fuck you English professor. You may know how to read really crappy literature, but you sure as hell have no idea how to write...

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In the comments: Everyone should leave a story about their "most ridiculous professor," or requests from a professor. It'll be entertaining to get the bullshit off your chest.

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