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Lennon's Weekend AdventuresPosted at 1:44 AM By: Brian [link] Email This Post   Its cheap, but I'm tired and I wasted all of my creativity for the night, so I am going to resort to a classic Lennon moment to fill the friday gap: [Lennon]: I was hanging out with these two guys from the rugby team [Lennon]: and this fat chick just latched on to one of them [Lennon]: you know how they do that [Brian]: uhuh [Lennon]: well anyway we were trying to split off from her [Brian]: damn fat chicks [Lennon]: so I ask some random dude what time it was [Lennon]: he said 12:48 [Lennon]: and I just yell out SHIT everyone has to be at the rugby party by 1:00 sharp or they'll make us pound warm beer [Lennon]: then I tell the other two guys to run cause the party was kinda far away [Brian]: not bad [Lennon]: hoping that the fat chick wouldn't be able to follow [Brian]: but? [Lennon]: but she grabs onto the guy's shirt [Lennon]: stupid bitch [Brian]: oh [Brian]: she must be used to that move [Lennon]: so I'm like, we gotta split up I'll meet you at the party [Lennon]: lol [Lennon]: so I split off to the left and start running [Lennon]: and of course there was a campus police checkpoint about 50 feet away [Brian]: oh? [Lennon]: and of course there was a guardrail about 15 feet in front of me [Lennon]: and of course I didn't see it [Brian]: that blows [Lennon]: I just go BANG and trip over it [Brian]: been there [Lennon]: but for the split second I was in the air [Lennon]: I thought ..... shit I gotta make it look like I did that on purpose so they don' think I'm hammered [Lennon]: I did two summersaults rolling down the hill [Lennon]: after the second one [Lennon]: I land seamlessly on my feet and start running away down to the party [Brian]: nice [Brian]: were you drinking prior to that? [Lennon]: it's friday night what the fuck do you think [Lennon]: I go to the party at 8:30 and they were pissed at me cause I took too long to get there [Brian]: it might have been early in the night [Lennon]: no, I was fucking plastered when this all happened
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