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Monday, September 22, 2003

Email me.

Posted at 1:02 AM
By: Brian [link]
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I'm tired of the monday weekend updates. They take too much effort, trying to recall all of my actions and such, so I want people to email me questions and comments to Brian[at]CollegeBlows.com, and I will respond to your email on monday in a blatant rip-off of Strong Bad. Also, I am working on some other ideas to mix up the monday commenting lull... more to come on that later though.

SO anyway, send me your emails!

Here is one that was selected from my inbox today:

From: Danial Richardson "kc46ocytc@yahoo.com"
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 2003 08:28:24 +0000 (GMT
To: basher@optonline.net
Subject: Amazing chance mjti dbvu bn
Reply-To: Danial Richardson "kc46ocytc@yahoo.com"

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Nothing below a D-Cup

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And now for the patented Witty Reply™:

Dear Danial Richardson:

I am in Danial about your most generous offer! I was just thinking about massive melons before I opened your email, and thanks to you, now I can have them.

My only question is, what kind of melons are you offering? Are they watermelons, or perhaps a nice cantaloupe? Really, I could go for either, I mean, lets be honest, If there is one thing men love, its a nice juicy melon on a hot afternoon. We've all tried and failed at denying it, but we know its true. Its our guilty little pleasure.

This D-cup reference perplexes me, however, is this some "hip" new way of saying "dixie cup"? How would anyone fit a melon under a dixie cup?

Anyway, please reply back with more information on your massive melons. Will I be able to feel them before I buy them? My mother always told me that firmness is the key to finding a ripe melon.

Sincerely,

Brian.