Sigh... I hate writing the weekend update almost as much as you hate reading it, but hey, I'm a big fan of filler. So here we go, in as chronological an order as I can...

1) Friday class followed by work (yes, this is always #1) until 5.
2) Of course, I then went to dinner in the dining hall, where the magical alchemists are able to turn food into less edible food.
3) WHOA SHIT! We got'st a van! Someone, whose identity shall be protected, was entrusted by the school with the keys to an "official" van for a trip his club was making on Staturday... We borrowed it a tad early.
4) We made a few stops, but I'll just sum up the major points:

a) When backing out of a space at Wawa, that loud "large vehicle backing up" beep began to sound. This beep, being a symbol of gayness, required immediate action, so he slammed on the gas, much to the entertainment of all.
b) When we were in a Dollar store, someone purchased a relatively realistic cap gun... then, hilariously brandished it at local teenagers while passing by.
c) Two words... stoplight drag-racing. We definitely killed that Mercedes...

5) When we got back, Rollie, Nick and Marcinek decided to stay in their room and play video games (a fine activity if I do say so myself). Meanwhile, striving to not be a complete loser, I joined Kevin and Bowers to go play some pool at the Connolly Center.
6) We played, three, maybe four games, and then a group of three girls asked if they could play.
7) There were three, maybe four, more games.
8) Then we let someone else have the table, while we played Pictionary.

This was ENTIRELY NOT MY IDEA I was up for finding a party, but was outvoted.

9) We kicked ass at Pictionary, even though my jet looked like a fucking volcano.
10) After we were kicked out of the Connolly Center, we retreated back to one (or was it two) of the girls' room.
11) Eventually, we walked back to our dorm.
12) On Saturday, I woke up in time for lunch, but only because Bowers decided it would be prudent to wake me up. That was crap.
13) Rollie had set up his computer to work as a second TV for his room, so Saturday afternoon involved an attempt to watch as many simultaneous College Football games as possible. (congrats to 'Nova, 'Bama and Nebraska)
14) After dinner, many people started showing up to watch the games with us. It got pretty crowded.
15) Bowers invited the girls from the previous night over to play board games... Suffice to say, he wants to bone at least one of them.
16) Also on the guest list that night was Nick's lady friend (remember her, from a weekend update two weeks ago)...

What I'm trying to say here, is that it wasn't a sausage-fest, and infact, there was only a minor percentage of sausage.

17) After the game I had to make the tough choice between a rousing game of "Cranium" with the ladies, or a massively over-sausaged excursion to the movies.
18) After the game of Cranium was over (the RA made us shut up, which killed the game) we were all chilling outside.
19) Yada, yada, bunch of boring stuff happened, I was still awesome.
20) We ended up back in their dorm playing cards. Kevin cleaned out their entire stash of snack food...
21) More yada, yada; I woke up at 4pm then went to dinner.
22) After Dinner, it was time to watch some NFL football, once again on multiple screens.
23) Oh, and the Bears lost...

Thats pretty much all that happened this weekend. I did a lot more stuff than usual, but also drank fewer alcoholic beverages. I don't think the two are related, but maybe, for the sake of science, I'll try to do just as much next weekend, while intoxicated.

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