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Friday, September 12, 2003  

The Greatest Injustice


Posted at 1:19 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Up until 6am writing a paper for an 8am class. I knew I wasn't going to get much sleep, but I never do on a wednesday night. I set my alarm to wake me up in about an hour, and I go to sleep.

I woke up and look at my clock: 9:30 -- FUCK!

It happens to all of us, sleeping through classes. Some of us do this more often than others. Some of us miss the same class twice in two weeks, or about 50% of the time. Does it matter? Normally I would say no, but when you have a paper due, it makes you look like an ass to turn it in at 10:00 at the professor's office -- regardless of how good your excuse is, they aren't going to buy it. Ever.

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In honor of last night's lack of sleep, I am going to take this opportunity to call this post to a close at this early stage of the game so that, perhaps I might make it to my one class tomorrow.

One last thing: If anyone knows a good exorcist, I'm still looking for one... its getting really freeky.

Ok, one more last thing: I had an AIM convo that amused me; so here it is:

[Kaitlyn]: heyea
[Kaitlyn]: whatsup0 hufddy
[Brian]: hufddy?
[Kaitlyn]: buedfdy
[Kaitlyn]: i ,meant to tyupe 6hsy
[Kaitlyn]: nit vi voulndft
[Kaitlyn]: but i voulnyt
[Kaitlyn]: i cvswnt ypy e good
[Brian]: congrats
[Kaitlyn]: omew bsack to babson

[Brian}: you have exceeded lennon
[Kaitlyn]: ohj hil zIM him
[Kaitlyn]: ok bye bye
[Kaitlyn]: o fant preally type
[Brian]: bye bye
[Kaitlyn]: whwere ru y7ohufnf
[Kaitlyn]: it eid to talk to leennnje ut nor response
[Brian]: he's drunker than you right now
[Kaitlyn]: really
[Kaitlyn]: hwt is his SN

[Kaitlyn]: tell hinmt o IM me
[Brian]: ok, i will
[Kaitlyn]: i,m not drun
[Brian]: ok
[Kaitlyn]: good
[Kaitlyn]: whate riu foibg
[Kaitlyn]: do n
[Kaitlyn]: doinb



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