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Dear Brian...

Posted at 1:13 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Ok, so here is the monday email. Remember that you too can get in on this action by sending your email to Brian[at]CollegeBlows.com. So here it is:

Dear Brian,

Halloween is coming up real soon, but I don't know what to wear. What do you think I should be?

Linda

And now, my vain attempt at a humorous answer:

Dear Linda,

We all know that halloween is little more than an excuse for girls to dress like cheap hookers. So, I suggest that you dress like a cheap hooker -- perhaps you could try to get "in character" too.

In fact, I have a few friends who would probably like to meet you. You can meet them at the corner of 14th and Maple. Hey, maybe you can even make a few bucks, eh?

I'll be the guy in the purple suit with the large pink feather in his hat.

Love,

Brian

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