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Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

Posted at 1:09 AM
By: Brian [link]
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It rained today. That was grounds to skip a class. I am proud of myself.

I have a book to read by 8am. I have read none of it. I could have read it today, but I didn't. I am awesome.

I am feeling kinda tired.

I shouldn't have even bothered with this update. It sucks.

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We played a prank on my friend's little brother today. It was awesome. We had him believing that I was either some sort of a ghost or perhaps a psychotic killer, who was in his brother's room. It was pretty solid.

Here are excerpts:

[Brian]: The redsox blow
[Brian]: Film tower?
[Brian]: Anal beads? Who is BrwnEyedGrl****, and why is she so kinky?
[Brian]: that is all
Conversation ended at 10/1/03 1:25:52 PM.

New conversation started at 10/1/03 1:32:13 PM.
[Kaitlyn]: 1. you blow
[Brian]: no
[Kaitlyn]: 2/ film tower is where the rugby team is trying to live next year
[Kaitlyn]: 3. brwneyedgirl is my twin
[Kaitlyn]: she made an anal bead invention
[Brian]: you have a twin?
[Kaitlyn]: yeah
[Kaitlyn]: well we dont look alike
[Kaitlyn]: but we are the same perosn

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[Lennon]: she has a twin?
[Lennon]: what is the world coming to
[Brian]: no
[Brian]: not really
[Lennon]: does she go to babson?
[Brian]: its one of those Schwartzenegger/Danny Devito things
[Lennon]: eh
[Lennon]: makes enough sense
[Lennon]: I suppose any parent who would have to deal with two of them wouldn't be long for this world anyway
[Brian]: especially with the anal beads

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[Lennon]: the eagles won today
[Lennon]: so fuck you
[Lennon]: and my roomate's from DC so it makes it all the more enjoyable
[Brian]: so is mine
[Brian]: whoa
[Lennon]: well I hate my roomate
[Brian]: so do I
[Brian]: wow
[Lennon]: so when his team loses or anything bad happens to him
[Lennon]: it brings me joy
[Brian]: LOL
[Brian]: yeah
[Brian]: thats true
[Brian]: if only my roommate was a redsox fan
[Brian]: that'd be like killing two birds with one stone or something
[Lennon]: lol
[Lennon]: I would love to have a red sox fan roomate
[Brian]: lol
[Lennon]: just so I could talk shit about massholes and their sam adams and being massholes and their busch light
[Brian]: i can be pretty unrelentless with the taunting

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