What is this crap? I had to wake up in the morning to go to class. I definitely attempted to sleep through my alarm -- that doesn't work. The snooze button is also worthless. I have a 9 minute snooze button -- NINE MINUTES! -- thats not a snooze... thats not even "resting my eyes." A snooze is like what I did in my Psych class today, and what I plan on doing in English tomorrow.

Back to my snooze button though... Why nine minutes? Why not make it an even 10? Maybe nine is a round number in Soviet Russia, but in America, nine is just fucked up. I mean, who made that decision anyway?

"Hey Bob, we're trying to decide how long the snooze button on these alarm clocks should last"
"How about 5 minutes?"
"Not long enough, 5 minutes would never pass as a snooze"
"Well, how about 10, its still not a snooze, but what the hell, those dumbasses will take their ten minutes then drag their asses to work. Productivity will skyrocket!"
"Ten's a little obvious though... How about you Canadian Jacques, what do you think?"
"Fuck it, eh, lets just make it 9 minutes."
"Genius."

At least thats how I like to pretend it happened. Only a Canadian would chose 9 minutes for a snooze button.

I usually forget to set my alarm anyway.

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