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Going to College Without Leaving Bed...Posted at 3:41 AM By: Brian [link] Email This Post   The following is a first-person account of this morning's events... Beep Beep Beep...
Fuck... its 9am...
Where is the damned snooze button...
Beep Beep Beep...
Damnit... I can't deal with this crap, I'm not going to this class...
Beep Beep Beep...
Screw it, I'm not going to this one either....
Beep Beep Beep...
2:30... fine... I'll get up now...
Some days you just don't want to go to class. Today was one of those. You wake up to the alarm, and you are either pissed off, too damned tired, or just have better plans. Nobody needs to go to every class session, so why even try? There's no need to pretend.
Besides, there are other benefits to not going to class. It gives you a reason to talk to that girl (or guy, for my female fans), It allows you to catch up on your sleep (from the comfort of your bed, rather than the confines of your desk), and it allows you to test the durability of your snooze button...
Anyway, I figured that I could stand to miss my Wednesday classes, because unlike my Tuesday classes, I am actually doing relatively good in those ones. So I figured I should even the score a little -- make it easier to calculate my GPA..
In other news, the first and second floor lounges in my dorm are becoming rooms for a group of Russian exchange students. So if anyone knows any russian pick up lines, I'd like to hear them.
Also, the email-line is still open at Brian[at]CollegeBlows.com. So drop me a message and see your email on CollegeBlows.com on Monday.
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