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All Kinds Of Crazy

Posted at 12:58 PM
By: Brian [link]
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I'm really tired, so I'm going to try to post an update later in the afternoon. Few read this in the morning anyway. In the meantime, here is a couple midgets and a hungry hippo:




Updated 12:44pm:

A Note from the California Arsonist

Hello fellow Americans,

Yeah, its me, the guy who set those crazy fires in southern California. Before you all accuse me of going all kinds of crazy (I'm not unibomber-crazy or anything), let me take this opportunity to explain myself.

I'm not crazy, California is crazy, look at all those wacky hippies and "green party" members they've got over there.. I mean, seriously. So anyway, I decided to set the fire that started this whole she-bang. Honestly, I was hoping it would spread quicker, but I didn't have time to set another one in LA, I just had to hope that the first one would sort it all out in time.

We've all had that dream about hitting the big red button and nuking the hell out of the West Coast. Well, I may not have nuked them, but I still think I am living that dream right now. Let me tell you... its awesome.

Finally those dirty hippies are getting theirs, and they'll probably blame it all on some Arab dude... Awesome! Take that Governor Schwarten.. whatever... Booyah!

Love,

Steve Johnson
SoCal Arsonist

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