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Friday, June 24, 2005  

Total Request Live


Posted at 12:46 AM
By: Brian [link]
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I remember when TRL was the hip show to watch on MTV. Then Carson Daly went to NBC and then disappeared, I assumed that nobody watched that heaving pile of crap.

At this point, I should inform the audience that I am currently interning for MTV Networks. I'm with the Comedy Central Division though


So, yeah, until this summer started, I was sure that TRL couldn't possibly exist anymore. Then I learned that it does, and young, stupid middle schoolers still cream themselves on the street in Times Square outside the MTV studio. Its all really sad and pathetic, until you realize exactly what some people will do to get into the studio. Then it gets even more pathetic.

I walk into the MTV Networks/Viacom building to do my job and drop off some tapes. Right as I step in, some asian chick grabs me and says, "I'M REALLY DESPERATE TO GET IN THERE," so, remembering the porno that I saw a few years back, I wanted to find out just exactly how desperate she was. Then again, there weren't any skanky public bathroom's around, and I wasn't going to get her through security before taking advantage of her.

Besides, I don't have access to the TRL studio anyway.

I guess that doesn't really matter if she puts out first though, does it?

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