I really don't even know where to begin this post. Not that that has EVER stopped me from churning out a page-full of beautiful crap (check out the oxymoron) before.

In fact, this whole site started out as a crap-pile of my pointless yammering. Well, actually it hasn't really changed very much. Although, I guess the pictures are kind of funny nowadays... good thing I don't steal those from other sites or anything [props to ILoveBacon.com].

So, how does a weblog like this transform itself from a couple of short, lame, and entirely un-sweet posts of random complaints into the Internet's #1 spot for awesomeness (and disappointed porn seekers -- sorry)?

Well, it took a lot of work, but one day, I was was pissed off, and my roommate -- god bless his soul -- left a fridge-full of beer. Well, it didn't take too long for me to figure out what to do. I immediately fell to my knees and prayed to the God of angry drunks -- thats right, Tony Danza -- and then, he blessed me with the gift of gab. Well, it was some sort of gift anyway. It sucked, so I took it back and bought "CollegeBlows.com" instead.

And thats the story (not really) of how this website became the best thing in your life.

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I only wish I still had a roommate who bought me beer... Even shit beer tastes oh-so-sweet when its free.
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