Some people might call me an internet whore, but since I am direly in need of traffic to this site, I plan on working some "buzzwords" into my update.

So, anyway, I spent a large portion of my weekend dreaming about Britney Spears naked, and it occurred to me that, perhaps Hurricane Jeane had something to do with it. So, anyway, I took that knowledge and went to a party with my good friend, Kobe Bryant.

You know what? I am a whore. I'm going to go cry about that now.

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