Pick-up lines... Is there really any other more played out joke than the pick-up line? They always sound something like, "fuck me if I'm wrong..." and then, of course, some pea-brained retard with more cobwebs than genitals in his boxers will always claim that the line works for him.

Let me clue you all in: one line won't get you the girl. It doesn't work that way, unless you're one line is "I'll give you this fifty-dollar bill if you successfully complete one date with me." Even that doesn't have a 100% success rate, often times, they'll just take the fifty bucks and stiff you on the date. Damn women.

You see, women are complex creatures. They are unpredictable to the male mind... A single line, no matter how sweet ("Hey, are those melons in your shirt, because I've got a carrot in my pants..."), will never guarantee a successful pick-up, though it might warrant a high-five from your wingman (like the carrot line.. soo sweet). You've got to romance them, by buying them many, many... many, drinks, until they can no longer remember all 10,562 reasons why they hate your guts. Once you've got them saturated down to 298 reasons, you're practically home-free.

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