Summer is really fucking boring when you don't have much of anything to do. So far I have been spending my days weeping silently (all single-tear-like), over my lack of employment. Then I log onto the internet, where I get down the the serious business of looking for the one thing that can make me feel better... thats right, massive quantities of really bad porn.

Why bad porn you ask? Well, as I said, I'm unemployed people! Come on now, the good stuff costs way more money than free. I can deal with a third nipple here and a hairy ass there if it saves me a few bucks. I've got to economize.

Seeing my broke state, however, I don't have the money for such niceties as movies. So, although I would love to go and see that new movie, Troy (mostly because I want to know how the fuck that little runt Orlando Bloom manages to pass himself off as a Greek warrior), I can't really do so. Regardless of this fact, I also realize that there is something very good to be said about spending your summer in a pair of sweatpants on your couch.

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