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Job Hunt or NaptimePosted at 3:34 AM By: Brian [link] Email This Post I just finished exams last week. This weekend I didn't get much sleep either, because sleeping, although fun an necessary, is apparently not the best way to celebrate the start of summer vacation. Now I am at home, however, and the pressure is on to get a job.
As much fun as it is to try and extend a gallon of gas to get me 40 miles because I can't afford to put more than 25 cents worth of gas into the car at any given moment, I need money of some sort. I've considered my options, and it looks like they are a) looking for a real job, or b) pondering whether "big pimpin'" is a valid career.
More currently, however, I am faced with this simple question, "do I have to start tomorrow?" I know full well that the pittance being offered for the few remaining summer jobs is dwindling by the day, however, I am reminded blatantly at the moment, of my current sleepless condition, and I think I might just want to sleep until 5pm tomorrow, then eat dinner and watch reruns of the Simpsons in my boxer shorts, all the while avidly scratching my nuts. That is my ideal relaxing day.
Please save me from the evil job market...
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