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Tuesday, February 03, 2004

St. Joes goes 19-0

Posted at 2:10 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Update 4/15/05 - St. Joes Fans: Since you decided to come here in droves, why don't you check the site out a little? You can find the homepage here. When you leave, feel free to help out by clicking one of those "extra good" links over on your right too, ok?

With their ghetto-assed hawk mascot in tow, the Saint Joseph's men's basketball squadron won yet another game, this time against this "reporter's" alma mater, Villanova.

Would you believe it though... there was no riot. Not for lack of my trying however. I most definitely made every attempt to insult, provoke and physically abuse the St. Joes fanbase. I even insulted their mothers, but try as I might to start a fight (pardon the poetics), it just wasn't happening.

The key to the game however was the braveheart-style facepaint that I was wearing. Win or lose for Villanova, it was a win for pure awesomeness, as I got rowdy in the stands Wallace-style. It was like Scottish bling-bling.

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