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Thursday, January 15, 2004

Cyber-Pimpin' It Since '03

Posted at 1:15 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Who knew they would want a REASON for why I needed to get into a "closed" section of Psych. Obviously the reason why I wanted to switch sections is quite simply that I am too lazy to do the work for the class I am currently registered for. I refuse to write more than one research paper in any given semester.

So I lied. I said I needed to take that very class. I made it sound imminent, as if my life depended on me taking an easier professor. Its not so much of a lie, I mean my SOCIAL life does actually depend on it. That's justification enough fot me.

At least this time I am dropping a class for an ACADEMIC reason. Last semester I changed my schedule because the girls in my classes were too ugly. You really can't suffer a worse fate than that. Why would you even bother going to class if it weren't for the potential "study session"?

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