Girls are difficult.

Why is it so hard to hook up? I mean, I have a ton of endearing qualities; my sense of humor, my boyish good looks, and the fact that I nicknamed my penis "Curious George." However, for some reason, that just isn't enough to woo the ladies.

When you tell a girl that you nicknamed your penis after that particular character, the result is usually a look of disgust, followed either by running, or, if you are lucky, the question, "like the monkey?" At this time, please refrain from saying, "yup, wanna spank him?" I can promise, the only thing she will be spanking after that is your cheek, as she screams no, and walks off to tell her friends that you are some sort of super-weirdo. With a really cool nickname for his penis.

Here's the thing though, girls, women and vaginoids of all types will always tell you that they prefer men who are honest. Yet, for some reason, they are turned off by a man who introduces himself with, "Hi, my name is Brian, and I intend to have sex with you at some point in the future, but don't worry, I won't take up all your free time, I can do it real quick, then leave you alone in bed as I leave to go watch football or perhaps cartoons with my guy friends." Its extraordinarily confusing, if you ask me.

But really, I'm a good guy.

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If you send an email to Brian[at]CollegeBlows.com and I will probably post it right here. If thats too much work for you, then please at least click on my "extra good links."

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