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I Know I'm No Carson Daly...

Posted at 3:09 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has decided to build a26-foot high wall separating Israeli and Palestinian settlements. Apparently he had been watching a documentary on post-WWII Germany, but fell asleep before the end of the show.

NBC is planning a spin-off of the show "Friends" that will feature the character of Joey. Matt LeBlanc says that he hopes to continue his characters tradition of political commentary and inspired dialog, such as his famous line: "How you doin'?"

I saw about 10,000 TV news segments and articles declaring that the US's "noose" is "tightening" around Saddam. Now, I dunno about the rest of you, but it seems to me that if they've already got their noose on the dude, maybe its time to open the trap door?

Finally, I think I have a solution to the lagging ratings of C-SPAN and C-SPAN 2. Based on the recent events in the Japanese Parliament, it seems that being able to watch our politicians form massive legislative-mosh-pits would be entirely more entertaining than listening to 80-year-old Senators give long-winded speeches about prescription drugs, or whatever the hell they talk about.

Check out the chick in pink, she's really getting into it...

So thats all - you can all thank me later for not mentioning my affection for my lack of man-boobs or Scott Baio (the unholy obsession of someone in the comments...)

[Brian]: scott baio huh...
[Crupi]: oh god yea
[Crupi]: scott baio taught me about my testicles

You just can't make that stuff up.

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