Books are not for buying. Books are like water, they are free at the library. However, they are also a lot like broccoli, they aren't fun, or tasty. Some people pretend to like books, they're english majors, and they probably went insane years ago. Nobody likes english majors anyway, unless they are drunken english majors, and then they are funny (because when they start acting out Shakespear at a party, and playing all of the parts... well, maybe its scary...).

Do you buy all of the books for your classes, some of the books, none of them? Do you go fucking wild and buy the "suggested" books too? Lets begin at the top. The answer is "No."

Moving right along, only retards buy the books for their classes before going to the class, meeting the professor, and realizing what you can and cannot get away with. This is infact the most important skill that a student can have. Can you sleep in this (wo?)man's class? Can you scratch your nuts all semester without doing any work? Well, then, you probably don't need to drop those 300 dollars buying his worthless texts.

If a text was written by the professor that assigned it, don't buy it, they're just trying to get out of the poverty-striken-professor tax bracket on your dime. Fight the power.

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