Ok, so you go to a concert in the summer. Since its the summer, why not hold the concert outdoors they say, its not cold out... They put the following phrase on the ticket: "Rain or Shine." What does that mean?

It means that no matter what, the artist, or artists that you paid (probably too much) to go see, are going to be dry, regardless of the weather. You, however, may have just paid to get gallons of water poured on your clothes. You'll be soaked, you'll be cold, your nipples will be hard enough to impale the person in front of you. At least its good for t-shirt sales, right?

I mean, I'm a fan of capitalism, but why can't we just have some sort of a roof over the performance? I'm really not a fan of the outdoors. What has it ever done for mankind? Given us vitamin D? I've said it before, and I'll gladly repeat myself like an old man at a barbecue: We invented indoors so that we wouldn't have to stand outside for three hours. We definitely didn't invent indoors so that we could stand outside in the rain (because umbrellas aren't allowed in the "venue." And how is a fucking pier a venue anyway? Does the stage magically transform it into one? It looks like "outside with a fence" to me...).

As you can tell, I'm just a tad peeved with nature and dumb people's insistence on being in it. Screw nature, I like air conditioning, and computers, and aerosol cans.

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