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Saturday, August 02, 2003  

Wasting Space like a NY Post Op/Ed...


Posted at 4:52 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Inmates in a NJ prison are no longer allowed to watch Jerry Springer -- instead, the prison will be requiring them to view episodes of TLC's "Trading Spaces." As a result of this, most prisoners no longer want to kill the guy fucking their "baby mothers" -- now they want to re-decorate his house with a really ugly retro/asian motif... That'll teach him...

A potential high-profile challenger to Arnold Schwarzenegger (just try and spell that one...) has arisen. It seems that Hustler Magazine founder and wheel-chair-bound porn "aficionado" Larry Flint has filed the paperwork to be on the ballot.

His campaign is being financed by Disney.

Apparently the new national do-not-call list has lead to a resurrection of door-to-door salesmen. While some might be even more annoyed by this method of sales, there is possibly no greater feeling than beating up a door-to-door salesman.

Pat Robertson stated his opposition to a potential military involvement in Liberia on the 700 Club. He told viewers that he was "appalled" at that notion. This took place after the segment where he asks his viewers to send him money, but before the segment where he tells them that they will go to hell if they don't send him money.

In a related story, Pat Robertson's followers were shocked to discover that the reverend was actually raised Catholic...



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