May 14th, a Day that Shall Live in Infamy

Today I came to the realization that I would really like to participate in some good old-fashioned hazing. Not the kind of hazing where people get pelted with feces and end up in the hospital. Certainly not the homo-erotic paddle spanking ritual hazing performed in college fraternities. The kind of hazing I'm after is the sort that really fucks with someone's mind - the kind of shit that secret societies, like Skull and Bones do; like locking hazees in coffins, and what-have-you. The sort of thing that will make them seek psychiatric help later in life.

In a completely unrelated matter - I really need to get a job. So, although it is already 4:30 am, I will be waking up around 8:00 to get out and start looking for summer employment. Why get a job? Well, I am about as broke as a '69 Chevy Camaro on a redneck's front lawn. Most College students are, in fact the only group of people who are more broke than college students are those kids in the Sally Struthers commercials... God, it pains me to see that damn woman taunt them like that; if you hadn't had a real meal in 6 months, how would you feel to see a woman the size of ten shamoos prancing around your village?

How about some links that I ripped off from other sites?

*Four Popes died while having sex - way to go your holiness...

*Dancing Queen, What A Scene...

*Diary of a Country Gentleman

*Don't Bang the Salad-Bar Lady

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