From: <***hofstetter@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu May 22, 2003 1:52:01 PM US/Eastern
To: , , , , , ,
Subject: Thank you for your submission

Though you didn't win the Funniest College Student in America contest, we
wanted to thank you for submitting. You're receiving this because at least
one of the three judges ranked you in his top five. We look forward to your
entry next year.

Take care,

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-Steve
The Observational Humor Guy

www.stevehofstetter.com
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Damnit - I could have done better... And Eerily, I am not pondering if perhaps I should have taken Lennon's advice and included his quip about being tough. One out of three judges ain't bad, right? Oh well. My submission is posted here, in case you want to read it and tell the hofstetter that he sucks. I, by the way, do not condone personal attacks on Hofstetter - he may have been the judge who liked my entry.

UPDATE - 9:02pm:

I've been bored -- really bored, and the best way to kill boredom is to surf the internet, right? So anyway, I came across this great site (via CollegeHumor -- the day's primary rejectors), called 26 Things a Perfect Man Would Do or something to that effect. Very Funny.

Other than that, I continue to read Franny and Zooey, as well as being bothered nighly by Lennon about a busted Volkswagen Corrado that he is unable to fix. As usual, I have also been using my free time to think back upon my glory days (click that). For but a brief ten minutes the 10/10 vote I placed for myself on CampusHook, dropped me onto the "Hottest Guys" list. I will forever remember those "Glory Days" and tell endless stories of the time when I was a "Hot Guy."

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