Can you believe it? This site is only number 11 in an MSN search for, "free pictures of hot naked arab girls"? Its amazing that this site isn't listed higher, due to the high degree of HOT NAKED ARAB GIRLS within its pages. In case you can't tell, I'm going for #1. Why not? I deserve it.

False advertising? Perhaps, but since this site is free (unless you count being forced to read my asinine ramblings as a "cost"), I figure those porn hounds can't sue me for too much. Porn hounds have been disappointed by this site's content since I took the mental shit-break that lead to the naming of this site.

I love having a website that is frequented by horny old men looking for pornography of girls young enough to be their daughters and their daughters. Hey ladies, doesn't it feel good to think of your dad doing a Google search for "hot young whores" and the like? Makes you think differently about him, doesn't it?

Now that I've caused about 36 VERY uncomfortable father-daughter encounters, and failed to be anything close to as amusing as I had hoped, I am going to go.

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