Brian: Next semester I'll have Thursdays and Friday's off. Wednesday will be my new Friday, and Tuesday will be the new Wednesday...

Joe: So is Monday the new Tuesday then?

Brian: No, its still Monday. Its the beginning of the week, it doesn't change.

Joe: Well, what happens to Tuesday and Thursday then?

Brian: They just disappear, and Thursday and Friday are both the new Saturday, while Saturday and Sunday are like the new Sunday. Its amazing.

Joe: Thats not right. Tuesday is a transition day, you can't just skip the transition! Wednesday is the hump, you can't just go straight to the hump.

Brian: What do you mean I can't go straight to the hump? I always go straight to the hump...

Joe: You need the transition to get you ready for the hump. Otherwise you just won't be in the hump mood.

Brian: Are you saying that Tuesday is foreplay?

Joe: Yes! We all know you can't have hump without foreplay, so my point is made.

Brian: My hump doesn't need foreplay!

Joe: Thats not what I heard...

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