Meeting a girl's dad is one of the scariest experiences a man can go through. Regardless of their age, demeanor, or physical condition, a girl's father is able to provide a disproportionate threat to any man seen with his daughter's life.

What if he is 80 years old and in a wheel chair? What if he weighs 100 pounds and can barely lift a fork? What if you are dating Stephen Hawking's daughter? The answer is that all of these men can still kill you. Its the Incredible Hulk effect. You don't need to be large and scary when you know some guy wants to put it in your daughter -- you get super-castration powers that no man can combat. Even Hawking can muster up enough power to fly out of his wheelchair and strangle the hell out of anyone who attempts to touch his female offspring... and then he'll explain the physics of how he did it to them, as the gent slowly dies, in that crazy Mr. Macintosh voice.

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