My Weekend

I got another speeding ticket this weekend. I can’t really comment on the situation until after the “trial”- don’t want to incriminate myself. Why does it seem that cops instantly lose their senses of humor upon joining the force? I mean, where are the Mel Gibson, Danny Glover or Eddie Murphy’s of the police force? Maybe if cops had more humor people would like them.

Feel free to consider the night's lack of content as me "taking the 5th."

The Rundown:

1) Pulled over - 40 in a 35 - damn cops - Yes, I AM contesting this one!
2) Went home and ate good food, then stayed up late watching movies - "The Count of Montecristo" = good
3) Stayed up even later on instant messenger - you all suck for keeping me up
4) Woke up way too early on saturday (4pm is now too early).
5) Went to my Uncle's house, we celebrated many birthdays.
6) I gave my cousin some tips for his road test. He'll be fine.
7) Lost two games of Warcraft - battle.net officially sucks
8) Drove back to Villanova, arriving at 9:30 - recieving a phone call from Lennon...
9) Went to West Campus - ooh.. Southern Comfort...
10) WTF! 100 Proof.. Jesus, no wonder I was in a good mood.
11) Discovered the Following facts:

a) Someone is "SO shaven down there"
b) The "Bud Man" is boring, perverted and weird - even though he works for anheuser-busch
c) Lennon can believably drive a stick even after a night of drinking AND no sleep

12) Got back to my room at 5:30am - Passed out until 4:30 - then ate
13) Passed out again from 7:30 to 10:30
14) Internet, followed by freaking out over numerous issues (see tomorrow's update) then sleep again...

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