Beer Makes me sleepy!

"Word" to all my Babson "homies" who are on spring break starting today. Hopefully you all have something better to do than read this. Yes, Melen, you do have something better to do, get off the fucking computer!!!

I decided (just this second actually - thank you anheuser-busch) that I need to be famous. Thats right, famous. I'm not sure exactly how I plan on accomplishing that, but the benefits of fame are obvious, and so I will list them:

1) Chicks Love Celebrities

2) Not all, but most celebrities are rich

3) Millions of People who never met you will mourn your death

4) You get invited to everything (even if everything means boring award shows)

5) You get to meet and befriend other cool celebrities

6) Did I mention that chicks love celebrities?

Lets see what else is new... Oh yes, well it seems that Prince William is a "chubby-chaser" not that there is anything wrong with that. I mean if he likes a little extra cushion for the pushin' when he's had a few then good for him, at least he didn't end up in bed with a dude. As interesting as all of that is, though, the most interesting part of that article is the bit where they talk about what they did to the prince's brother when he visited...to quote his roommate "We hadn't had this much fun since his brother Harry visited. We put glue in his alan whickers when he was sleeping and he had shave off his short and curlies!" - that pretty much says it all huh? What a quote to end your article with, huh?

Finally, I'll leave ya'll with an image: