Random Words = Fun?

I am now operating under the principle that when I have nothing to write about, asking someone for three random words, then Google-ing for those words, should produce images that will inspire me. My dad gave me. "cat dog monkey" the result is above. Anyway, I really don't have anything to say about that, at all.

After sufficient bitching, I got another three words out of my dad, "soil, water, president." which resulted in picture #2. Wonderful.

My grandmother is busy watching American Idol. Who the fuck cares about that shit. First of all, they all sing horribly, and they sing horrible songs. Second, as the last season proved, they really aren't going to "make it" just because they won on some fucking show (on FOX. yuck). My final peeve is that although some bitchy (probably gay) english dude makes fun of the shitty singing, that gets boring so goddamned quick. I mean there are only so many ways you can tell a person that they should sew their goddamned vocal chords shut.

Reality TV sucks. It serves only two purposes: 1) Making sure we all know who the dumbasses in this country are ("Weren't you on 'The Batchelor'? You dumb gold-digging bitch!"). 2) Increasing the nations divorce rate (oh come on, these fools are really going to find their soulmates on network television, right).

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