Human Beings are Devolving into Retards

There is no hope for humanity when our kids can be so f*cking stupid that they would believe that, "My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we used 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kids FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc," constitutes an essay about their summer vacation. Technology is great and all, but lets get serious, laziness like this caused the Y2K bug. Sure, when you need to save space, like on a cellular text message, that sort of crap makes sense, but in an essay that you submit for a grade? You should be sent back to the first grade for even thinking that your teacher shouldn't fail you for turning that in.

Jesus. I don't even garble my language like that on instant messenger, and that pisses me off too; how lazy people are. You're already sitting on your fat ass eating your goddamned doritos, and drinking your coca-cola like its fucking ambrosia, and you can't muster up enough energy to type, "you are," and must instead replace it with the obese-man's "U" and "R"....

"This is to inform you that on Sunday, February 16, 2003, someone broke
into a locked RA duty desk in the main lobby of Gallen Hall and took a
Residence Life binder that contained an alphabetical roster of campus
resident students..."


***Very nice for them to tell me this 14 days later***

"The alphabetical roster included in the binder listed the names and room assignments of
on-campus residents, their social security numbers, and their dates of
birth."


***At least they kept all of our private information in a safe place***



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