I was a waste of life again today, hence the homeless guy and Sean Penn images. The problem with my spring break is that it is too fucking early. At least it is a week off from class. I really hate classes. Some boring-ass professor who has wasted their life accomplishing little or nothing in academia lectures about philosophy or Chemistry. Great. When they contribute something to society, then I will care, until then, I'll just keep waiting for them to give me my diploma.

Its astounding that anyone still calls college an education. Oh great, we can do exactly what we did in high school, except now we live at school, and drink more. Wonderful. Miraculously though, we are supposed to be transformed into these enlightened individuals by going to college, but the fact is, you really are just paying 140 thousand dollars (give/take) to work your ass off. Shouldn't it be the other way around? I am only at college for that paper, so I make a point of not doing the reading, and putting as little time and effort in as possible.

We've all heard the saying, "everything I needed to know, I learned in Kindergarden." Isn't that the cutest fucking saying ever? Well its not true for me. Everything I ever learned was picked up outside of the classroom. From Mr. Wizard to Junkyard Wars to Forbes Magazine - I am my own professor - I find the information I want or need to execute my desires - I do not need a letter or a transcript to make me feel smart.

Well this post wasn't funny at all... Must because it's late... By the way, I can highly recommend Old English. Hilarious.

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