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Posted at 1:20 AM By: Brian [link] Email This Post Chem Lab Sucks Soo MUCH!Another weeknight, another assignment... God I hate writing lab reports. I have been writing this one on and off since yesterday (eh, two days ago now!!!). Good stuff, huh? It has easily become the lab report that would never end. Anyway, I don't think I will ever finish it, possibly the instant messaging and blog-writing are contributing to that, but whatever.
Check out the dude riding the ostrich! How freakin' cool is that. Now that I know that ostriches can be ridden, (is that english or bush-ese?) I totally want to try it. I mean, thats gotta be cooler than riding a horse. Horses are so boring; imagine the reaction of people if you show up somewhere riding an ostrich?
"Who is that man on the ostrich?" "He's so mysterious and sexy" "I wish I were as cool as that dude..."
or possibly even:
"I wish he would whisk me away on his ostrich then make sweet-sweet jungle-love to me..."- woman
Yup, I'm definitely getting an ostrich. I wonder if you can get a saddle for those things, or if you have to ride them bare-back? I imagine the feathers would make for some comfortable seating.
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