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Wednesday, March 12, 2003  


Posted at 1:20 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Chem Lab Sucks Soo MUCH!





Another weeknight, another assignment... God I hate writing lab reports. I have been writing this one on and off since yesterday (eh, two days ago now!!!). Good stuff, huh? It has easily become the lab report that would never end. Anyway, I don't think I will ever finish it, possibly the instant messaging and blog-writing are contributing to that, but whatever.

Check out the dude riding the ostrich! How freakin' cool is that. Now that I know that ostriches can be ridden, (is that english or bush-ese?) I totally want to try it. I mean, thats gotta be cooler than riding a horse. Horses are so boring; imagine the reaction of people if you show up somewhere riding an ostrich?

"Who is that man on the ostrich?" "He's so mysterious and sexy" "I wish I were as cool as that dude..."

or possibly even:

"I wish he would whisk me away on his ostrich then make sweet-sweet jungle-love to me..."- woman

Yup, I'm definitely getting an ostrich. I wonder if you can get a saddle for those things, or if you have to ride them bare-back? I imagine the feathers would make for some comfortable seating.

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