I love those delicious sandwiches, bread cut open and stuffed with the finest meats and cheeses, often lubricated with various salad-toppings. Deliciousness.

Why can't every meal arrive in this fashion? Cereal can be a sandwich... imagine the joy of Fruit Loops™ gingerly stuffed into a baguette and topped with scrambled eggs and milk? I guarantee that I can assemble a group of taste testers who wouldn't object to eating that. Remember, stoned college kids and hobos need to eat too.

While we're at it, why can't desert be in a sandwich? I mean, I like chocolate cake... Why not do it in sandwich form? Maybe we could have a boston-creme-doughnut sandwich? In the UK anyway, they already sell spreadable chocolate that you can put on your bread, why not add some sprinkles and a couple scoops of ice cream?

We COULD be living a culinary dream here, people...

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Well, I knew my stay at the top would be short lived. I only wish I knew where last week's influx of visitors was coming from. I hope they all clicked my links.

PS. I'm working on a new deal to sell some T-Shirts that won't be from CafePress.com. So, if you've always wanted a "Brian is Awesome" T-Shirt, or any of the other CollegeBlows.com crap that I was selling over there (at cost, mind you), you've got between now and whenever I'm done being too lazy to delete the store to get it.

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