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Friday, April 16, 2004

I've Got Your Prince Charming Right Here...

Posted at 2:12 AM
By: Brian [link]
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I just listened to a 20 year old woman tell me that her prince charming was going to come and marry her and take her away. I was shocked. I mean, hasn't television pried away any sense she once had of true love? Hasn't society alienated her yet? Why does she still believe that this mystical man exists?

Prince Charming is like the Yeti, a lot of people believe he exists, but nobody has ever seen him, and even when someone does think she's seen him, it usually turns out to be some hairy old dude in a wife beater who was taking a leak in the bushes.

No man is perfect, and the closer he is to perfect, the smaller his penis is. Any man who has to try that hard for a woman is obviously compensating for something, and if he otherwise fits the description of Prince Charming, then he definitely suffers from micro-penis. He could also be gay.

This is directly related to the reasoning by which real men can always claim that the current Hollywood leading man heartthrob of the moment is gay. We don't need to meet his boyfriend to know it, women just want him too much. Straight men are far dirtier, smellier, and ruder, we don't have women throwing themselves at us.

There is nothing more heterosexual than having to beg to get ass from a woman.

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