Women <=> Cars

Ok, so you wanted an update? BAM! Here it is... in the form of a rediculous AIM convo. Oh, and feel free to check out, www.BrianEwart.com, my other website, for far more boring shit.

[Censored1] (4:00:42 AM): so you know these two girls - well there are more than two, but only two that count - and they are friends... one of them is astoundingly hot, hot beyond all boundaries of human comprehension...
[Censored2] (4:01:34 AM): ok one is mediocre the other is ok looking
[Censored2] (4:01:40 AM): either that or you have no chance with them anyway
[Censored2] (4:01:44 AM): but regardless, continue
[Censored1] (4:01:48 AM): the other one pales in comparison, yet she isn't ugly, etc - she just doesn't compare
[Censored1] (4:02:05 AM): its like a ferrari and a mustang
[Censored2] (4:02:10 AM): no
[Censored2] (4:02:12 AM): mustang = shit
[Censored1] (4:02:24 AM): 66 mustang GT fastback
[Censored2] (4:02:25 AM): that's like kaitlyn vs. july
[Censored1] (4:02:28 AM): = not shit
[Censored2] (4:02:29 AM): er.. juli
[Censored2] (4:02:38 AM): ferrari vs. bmw
[Censored1] (4:02:40 AM): fine
[Censored1] (4:02:52 AM): ferrari vs. bmw
[Censored1] (4:03:12 AM): anyway
[Censored1] (4:03:39 AM): the BMW is obviously the more attainable car
[Censored2] (4:03:49 AM): lol
[Censored1] (4:03:57 AM): but... you really want to drive the Ferrari...
[Censored1] (4:05:08 AM): anyway, since the two cars are friends, you can only go to one dealership
[Censored2] (4:05:35 AM): lol
[Censored2] (4:05:39 AM): hold on piss break again
[Censored1] (4:05:51 AM): do you go for the ferrari dealer, knowing you might leave without a car
[Censored1] (4:06:42 AM): or do you hit up the BMW dealer
[Censored2] (4:07:50 AM): well
[Censored2] (4:07:56 AM): I'm sorry this isn't a drunk answer
[Censored1] (4:08:03 AM): drink more
[Censored2] (4:08:10 AM): this is somewhat regerated from a relatively sober situation
[Censored2] (4:08:14 AM): but
[Censored2] (4:08:16 AM): as you know
[Censored2] (4:08:21 AM): you never accept a first offer
[Censored2] (4:08:31 AM): you go to the ferrari dealer
[Censored2] (4:08:50 AM): giving an unreasonable offer (which would of course be you in this case)
[Censored2] (4:08:56 AM): yet negotiate nonetheless
[Censored2] (4:09:12 AM): the BMW dealer, of course able to oversee this
[Censored2] (4:09:15 AM): becomes jealous
[Censored2] (4:09:30 AM): and is somewhat insecure over whether it will get a deal at all
[Censored2] (4:09:39 AM): when, inevitably, the ferrari deal is revoked
[Censored2] (4:09:46 AM): you always stop at the other dealership
[Censored2] (4:10:12 AM): who will, in turn, have a significantly better deal for you
[Censored1] (4:10:25 AM): in theory
[Censored1] (4:10:44 AM): except this isn't an economic transaction - hence the flaw in the example
[Censored2] (4:10:50 AM): yes it is
[Censored2] (4:11:11 AM): you offer youself (money) in exchange for sex (the car)
[Censored2] (4:11:21 AM): of course you don't have much "money" to offer
[Censored2] (4:11:26 AM): and you want the best car for your money
[Censored1] (4:11:32 AM): hmm
[Censored2] (4:11:34 AM): so you have to fight to get the best "car"
[Censored1] (4:11:40 AM): yes
[Censored1] (4:11:45 AM): i get the simile
[Censored2] (4:11:52 AM): and if you play your cards right, you may find that your "dollar" can go a bit further than expected
[Censored1] (4:12:02 AM): perhaps
[Censored2] (4:12:08 AM): except in this case
[Censored2] (4:12:16 AM): when I think both dealers will realize
[Censored2] (4:12:21 AM): that you won't get a nice car
[Censored2] (4:12:25 AM): with $10,000
[Censored1] (4:12:28 AM): or i could piss off both dealerships and end up driving a 72 VW Beetle
[Censored2] (4:12:48 AM): so you can either buy the used car that's been passed over and over form owner to owner
[Censored2] (4:12:55 AM): or you can get the hyundai
[Censored1] (4:13:45 AM): not all used cars are equal though
[Censored2] (4:13:49 AM): ok, everything proceeding "in this case" is drunk talk
[Censored1] (4:14:05 AM): for example there are some second hand ferrari's out there, very nice
[Censored2] (4:14:05 AM): that would be of course, what I believe, but would not say ordinarily out of good will
[Censored1] (4:14:11 AM): perhaps a jag
[Censored2] (4:14:14 AM): lol
[Censored2] (4:14:16 AM): no jag
[Censored1] (4:14:25 AM): oh?
[Censored2] (4:14:52 AM): that's like the hot chick that is too moral to put out
[Censored2] (4:15:01 AM): it's a nice car, but it just isn't quite what you're after
[Censored1] (4:16:16 AM): hmm
[Censored1] (4:16:17 AM): true
[Censored1] (4:16:56 AM): its like a ferrari without an engine... all you can do is look at it
[Censored1] (4:17:08 AM): buy it some new fuzzy dice, perhaps
[Censored2] (4:18:22 AM): lol

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