"Procrastination, its the Death of the Nation" - Br. Joe Procrastination Rap

If you don't get the headline, then you didn't go to my high school - get over it, I used an inside joke.

1:30 in the AM, and I still haven't started studying for my chemistry exam... what happened to the days when I actually cared about this sort of thing? Its like my academic career is a giant "Slip 'N Slide" to oblivion. Well, actually, not at all - I'm just lazy as hell, and I don't feel like studying.

I know you all missed it yesterday, so here it is, my weekend rundown, and I'll start it on Wednesday night...

1) Went home on Wednesday night for a long weekend.

2) I intended to go to the open mic night at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick (its a comedy club), but my post-dinner nap extended well beyond my window of opportunity for that one.

3) Slept alot.

4) Woke up... Thurs. afternoon - time to take care of business - went to Monmouth University to apply for summer courses there.

5) Had lunch at the Lincroft Inn - sat at the same bar where Sebastian Bach (Lead Singer of 80's hair-band Skid Row) was arrested for threatening to kill the bar tender.

6) The rest of thursday and the best part of Friday are a blur, so no details. I think I watched some solid movies though. I think.

7) Friday... I slept alot. Then I did some stuff. Then I slept again

8) Saturday - more sleep till noonish...

9) Noon - wake up and eat. shower. shave. etc.

10) Boring shit till 6, then out to dinner.

11) After dinner my dad bought me some beer - SWEET!

12) Drank beer - got sick (not due to beer - there was a pre-beer illness)...

13) Watched Clerks, then Sleep

14) Sunday. - lots more sleep.

15) Followed by boring shit - its easter. etc.

16) Went to Steak and Ale - hostess = hot , wow.

I would just like to note that my foot is currently experiencing massive "pins and needles" - I hate that

17) Watched stupid movies on HBO/Showtime or Cinemax (i don't know which I was actually watching - they are all the same. Except Showtime and Cinemax have far more porn.

18) Monday - woke up - tried to think of something to do, could only think of "chores" (haircut, etc.) - put them off till later - back to bed

19) Spent much time on the internet.

20) Ate dinner - reminded of the existence of tomorrow's Chemistry exam - thanks Creslyn - rushed back to 'Nova.

Thats the story. Not the most interesting weekend, but it took up 20 bullet points... If you can't have quality, quantity will do just fine.

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