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Tuesday, August 26, 2003

I Almost Won Your Girlfriend

Posted at 1:25 AM
By: Brian [link]
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Classes started today.

I made a great first-impression in my theology class this afternoon, as I ran into the classroom solidly and firmly late. Not only was I late, but due to his having taken attendance, I had to also inform him of my lateness in a loud and clear voice. I have to say though, I projected well.

Before that I was working, I got a job with the campus tech support department. For a college, there sure are a lot of fucking idiots here. Usually when someone brings their computer in with a problem it goes something like this:

"Gee my computer won't turn on..."
"Have you considered plugging it in?"
"Ahh, how do you do that?"
"Go away heathen!"

Well, it went something like that anyway. The worst part is when people who have no clue what the mouse is try to tell you what's wrong with their computer. Usually that results in the words "thingie" and "whatchamacallit" being used more than once. If only mercy killings were legal.

Oh, and my psych class is going to be easy, apparently I can get out of the research paper by volunteering for psychological research. Think a little electro-shock to get out of ten pages and 10 library hours is worth it?

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Ok, so, as of now, daily updates are now set to begin. You are now permitted to squeal with delight.

Of course, there has been some craptacularness to the network here on campus, so those daily updates might, perhaps, not be so daily. It is not my fault, however, I swear I tried. Also, most school-year updates will be shorter than the summer ones. Probably.